Read (this Book), Smile, Enjoy, And If

He Was Happily Married - But His Wife Wasn't.

What Soap Is To The Body, Laughter Is To The Soul. Laughter Is The Shortest Distance Between Two People.

When An Opera Star Sings Her Head Off? She Usually Improves Her Appearance.

One Afternoon, When I Was Four Years Old, My Father Came Home, And He Found Me In The Living Room In Front Of A Roaring Fire, Which Made Him Very Angry. Because We Didn't Have A Fireplace.

...the Elephant Smoked Too Much.