I Only Know Two Pieces; One Is

It (the Double-clarinet In India) Was Primarily Used For Snake Charming, Since The Snake Would Do Almost Anything To Get The Indians To Stop Playing It.

There Is A Bit Of Hans Christian Andersen In Every Dane.

The Essence Of A General's Job Is To Assist In Developing A Clear Sense Of Purpose . To Keep The Junk From Getting In The Way Of Important Things.

I Don't Mind Growing Old. I'm Just Not Used To It.

You Want Something By Bach? Which One, Johann Sebastian Or Jacques Offen?