I Don't Mind Growing Old. I'm Just

Read (this Book), Smile, Enjoy, And If You Happen To Learn Something Along The Way, Don't Get Upset.

Beethoven Wrote In Three Flats A Lot. That's Because He Moved Twice.

...the Elephant Smoked Too Much.

How Nice. Now The Germans Can Sleep In Peace, Knowing That They Will Not Be Invaded By Us.

Santa Claus Has The Right Idea - Visit People Only Once A Year.