I Don't Mind Growing Old. I'm Just

That's Why I've Never Thought Of Retiring Because I Do It All The Time Whether On The Stage Or Off. I Found That In A Precarious Situation, A Smile Is The Shortest Distance Between People. When One Needs To Reach Out For Sympathy Or A Link With People, What Better Way Is There?

Beethoven Wrote In Three Flats A Lot. That's Because He Moved Twice.

(referring To The Piano's Natural Shape) Isn't It A Shame When Those Big Fat Opera Singers Lean Against The Pianos And Bend Them?

...the Elephant Smoked Too Much.

You Want Something By Bach? Which One, Johann Sebastian Or Jacques Offen?