The Difference Between A Violin And A

I Know [canned Music] Makes Chickens Lay More Eggs And Factory Workers Produce More. But How Much More Can They Get Out Of You On An Elevator?

My Father Invented A Cure For Which There Was No Disease And Unfortunately My Mother Caught It And Died Of It.

You May Not Be Aware Of This But Leonard Bernstein Won Another Award, For Explaining The Music Of Igor Stravinsky... To Igor Stravinsky!

The Elephant Smoked Too Much.(explaining Why The Keys Of His Piano Were So Yellow)

The Difference Between A Violin And A Viola Is That A Viola Burns Longer.