How Nice. Now The Germans Can Sleep

How Nice. Now The Germans Can Sleep In Peace, Knowing That They Will Not Be Invaded By Us.

Read (this Book), Smile, Enjoy, And If You Happen To Learn Something Along The Way, Don't Get Upset.

Many People Have Asked Me Why There Are Three Pedals In These Grand Pianos. Well The Pedal In The Middle Is There To Separate The Two Other Pedals.

It (the Double-clarinet In India) Was Primarily Used For Snake Charming, Since The Snake Would Do Almost Anything To Get The Indians To Stop Playing It.

When An Opera Star Sings Her Head Off? She Usually Improves Her Appearance.