What Can You Do With It? It's

I Have Just Been All Round The World And Have Formed A Very Poor Opinion Of It.

It Is Quite Untrue That British People Don't Appreciate Music. They May Not Understand It But They Absolutely Love The Noise It Makes.

What Can You Do With It? It's Like A Lot Of Yaks Jumping About.

The Sound Of A Harpsichord - Two Skeletons Copulating On A Tin Roof In A Thunderstorm.

A Musicologist Is A Man Who Can Read Music But Cannot Hear It.