Too Much Counterpoint; What Is Worse, Protestant

Beethoven's Last Quartets Were Written By A Deaf Man And Should Only Be Listened To By A Deaf Man.

The Grand Tune Is The Only Thing In Music That The Great Public Really Understands.

The Bagpipes Sound Exactly The Same When You Have Finished As When You Started

If An Opera Cannot Be Played By An Organ Grinder, It's Not Going To Achieve Immortality.

Movie Music Is Noise. It's Even More Painful Than My Sciatica.