No Woman Is Worth The Loss Of

The Trouble With Women In An Orchestra Is That If They're Attractive It Will Upset My Players And If They're Not It Will Upset Me.

Brass Bands Are All Very Well In Their Place - Outdoors And Several Miles Away.

If An Opera Cannot Be Played By An Organ Grinder, It's Not Going To Achieve Immortality.

At A Rehearsal I Let The Orchestra Play As They Like. At The Concert I Make Them Play As I Like.

We Cannot Expect You To Be With Us All The Time, But Perhaps You Could Be Good Enough To Keep In Touch Now And Again.