No Woman Is Worth The Loss Of

A Musicologist Is A Man Who Can Read Music But Cannot Hear It.

Her Singing Reminds Me Of A Cart Coming Downhill With The Brake On.

Too Much Counterpoint; What Is Worse, Protestant Counterpoint.

We Cannot Expect You To Be With Us All The Time, But Perhaps You Could Be Good Enough To Keep In Touch Now And Again.

The Bagpipes Sound Exactly The Same When You Have Finished As When You Started