No Woman Is Worth The Loss Of

I Find Brass Bands Have A Melancholy Sound. All Right Out Of Doors, Of Course - Fifty Miles Away. Like Bagpipes, They Turn What Had Been A Dream Into A Public Nuisance.

No Woman Is Worth The Loss Of A Night's Sleep.

The Sound Of The Harpsichord Resembles That Of A Bird-cage Played With Toasting-forks.

If She Is Attractive, I Can't Perform With Her; If She Is Not, Then I Won't.

It Is Quite Untrue That British People Don't Appreciate Music. They May Not Understand It But They Absolutely Love The Noise It Makes.