No Woman Is Worth The Loss Of

There Are No Woman Composers, Never Have Been And Possibly Never Will Be.

If An Opera Cannot Be Played By An Organ Grinder, It's Not Going To Achieve Immortality.

If She Is Attractive, I Can't Perform With Her; If She Is Not, Then I Won't.

If I Were A Dictator I Should Make It Compulsory For Every Member Of The Population Between The Ages Of Four And Eighty To Listen To Mozart For At Least A Quarter Of An Hour Daily For The Coming Five Years.

As You'll Never Hear The Thing Again, My Boy, Why Not Throw In A Couple Of Brass Bands?