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I Was A Bookworm. Every Week I'd Go To The Library And Get Seven Books. Remember Libraries? I Wonder If People Still Go. And I Learned About Everything From The Library. I Came From A Scottish Family. Old School.

Why Are There So Many Trees In The Jungle?

There's Many Times This Year I've Sat Back And Thought, I'm Making A Living From Making Things Up. It's The Only Skill I Have So I've Been Really Lucky.

I Think The Challenge Is Going Out In Front Of A Paying Audience With Absolutely Nothing And Trying To Entertain Them For Two Hours. Thankfully, I Only Think About That Right Before We Go On, And Then Once We're Out There, Everything's Fine.

Onstage I Do All The Stuff I'd Never Do In Real Life, Like Lashing Out At People Who Make Me Mad Or Freaking Out In A Long Bank Lineup. Performing Allows Me To Fulfill All The Sicko Fantasies I've Ever Had.