For As Long As I Can Remember,

And If That Isnt The Truth, It Would Be A Lie.

After A Disappointing Summer, Humpty Dumpty Has A Great Fall.

Well, It Seems All The Fish In The Rivers Are Dying. Could This Be An Act Of Cod?

I Think The Challenge Is Going Out In Front Of A Paying Audience With Absolutely Nothing And Trying To Entertain Them For Two Hours. Thankfully, I Only Think About That Right Before We Go On, And Then Once We're Out There, Everything's Fine.

There's Many Times This Year I've Sat Back And Thought, I'm Making A Living From Making Things Up. It's The Only Skill I Have So I've Been Really Lucky.