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After A Disappointing Summer, Humpty Dumpty Has A Great Fall.

Nasa Sends Probe To Uranus, People Everywhere Giggle.

Ladies And Gentlemen Of The Jury. It's Not Like The Sheep Was Underage.

Well, It Seems All The Fish In The Rivers Are Dying. Could This Be An Act Of Cod?

You Know, In The 1970's, When I Was In High School, I Belonged To A Band Called The Happy Funk Band. Until An Unfortunate Typo Caused Us To Be Expelled From School.