What If Hamsters Fought In The American

I'm A Traveling Practical Joker. That's My Line Of Work.

I Don't Want To Get All Lefty, But If We Took The Defence Budgets From Around The World, We Could End Hunger Everywhere. I Would Hope That All The World's Leaders Are Thinking About Poverty. Get To Work. Do Something. This Is Something That's Going To Be With Us Forever.

Famous Playboy Hugh Hefner Managed To Successfully Stop An Order Of Monks From Operating A Business On His Property. The Police Forced The Friars To Close Down Their Stall, Which Was Outside The Playboy Mansion Where They Had Been Selling Flowers. Said One Friar, Well, If It Was Anyone Else We May Have Gotten Away From It, But, Unfortunately, Only Hugh Can Prevent Florist Friars.

Let Me Play A Man In A Scene.

When You Kill Someone By Chopping Off Their Head, Rolling 'em Up In A Carpet And Burning It, You'd Better Make Sure They're Dead!