What If Hamsters Fought In The American

Every Song A Hit, Every Hit A Smack!

We All Have A Dinosaur Deep Within Us Just Trying To Get Out.

My Mother On Her Death Bed Told Me, 'where The Hell Did That Kangaroo Come From!?' - It Just Popped Out Of Nowhere And Punched Her In The Head And Caused A Cerebral Hemorrhage, So I Thought I'd Move To A Country Where There Were No Kangaroos!

It All Started With A Badly Timed Bald Joke!

I Believe It Was Shakespeare Who Said, 'all The World's A Stage, And You Are Crap!'