It All Started With A Badly Timed

What If Hamsters Fought In The American Revolution?

You Know, In The 1970's, When I Was In High School, I Belonged To A Band Called The Happy Funk Band. Until An Unfortunate Typo Caused Us To Be Expelled From School.

Give Me Liberty! Or A Bran Muffin!

Let Me Play A Man In A Scene.

Please Call Your Second Witness, And Then Call Your Mother, She Worries.