Give Me Liberty! Or A Bran Muffin!

We All Have A Dinosaur Deep Within Us Just Trying To Get Out.

Famous Playboy Hugh Hefner Managed To Successfully Stop An Order Of Monks From Operating A Business On His Property. The Police Forced The Friars To Close Down Their Stall, Which Was Outside The Playboy Mansion Where They Had Been Selling Flowers. Said One Friar, Well, If It Was Anyone Else We May Have Gotten Away From It, But, Unfortunately, Only Hugh Can Prevent Florist Friars.

Nine Out Of Ten Americans Believe That Out Of Ten People, One Person Will Always Disagree With The Other Nine!

Let Me Play A Man In A Scene.

Well, It Seems All The Fish In The Rivers Are Dying. Could This Be An Act Of Cod?