Give Me Liberty! Or A Bran Muffin!

Hey, Come On, I've Seen Younger Faces On Money. Money.

I Was A Bookworm. Every Week I'd Go To The Library And Get Seven Books. Remember Libraries? I Wonder If People Still Go. And I Learned About Everything From The Library. I Came From A Scottish Family. Old School.

For As Long As I Can Remember, I've Had Memories.

Nasa Sends Probe To Uranus, People Everywhere Giggle.

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