If Sting Retires, Would He Have To

Nine Out Of Ten Americans Believe That Out Of Ten People, One Person Will Always Disagree With The Other Nine!

What If Hamsters Fought In The American Revolution?

I Am Such A Pessimist That Every Project Has Surpassed What I Envisioned.

The Comedy Community Is Fairly Supportive Of Human Beings In General. There Are Some Things You Can Teach With Comedy That People Can't Learn By Being Hit Over The Head With Facts. I Think, As Comedians, We're Trying To Change The World. It's Slow, But Sure.

I'm A Traveling Practical Joker. That's My Line Of Work.