Hey, Come On, I've Seen Younger Faces

I Think The Challenge Is Going Out In Front Of A Paying Audience With Absolutely Nothing And Trying To Entertain Them For Two Hours. Thankfully, I Only Think About That Right Before We Go On, And Then Once We're Out There, Everything's Fine.

Please Call Your Second Witness, And Then Call Your Mother, She Worries.

What Kind Of Fbi Agent Are You?

And If That Isnt The Truth, It Would Be A Lie.

Onstage I Do All The Stuff I'd Never Do In Real Life, Like Lashing Out At People Who Make Me Mad Or Freaking Out In A Long Bank Lineup. Performing Allows Me To Fulfill All The Sicko Fantasies I've Ever Had.