Ladies And Gentlemen Of The Jury. It's

Hi. There Was A Big Accident, Some People Got Decapitated, Here Are Their Names... You Know What? That Shirt Really Makes You Look Fat. I Mean, The Colour's All Wrong... I Mean, Who Shot The Drapes?

There Are So Many Things I'd Like To Change In The Industry. Everything From The Reliance Of Style Over Substance To Their Reluctance To Hire Me For Big Budget Blockbusters, But The Thing I Would Love Most Would Be If They Understood People Don't Have To Be Hollywood Beautiful To Be Sexy Or Interesting.

I Am Such A Pessimist That Every Project Has Surpassed What I Envisioned.

Please Call Your Second Witness, And Then Call Your Mother, She Worries.

I Have So Many Evil Plans, I'm Just Trying To Find The One Which Would Be Best Right Now!