When You Kill Someone By Chopping Off

My Most Important Professional Accomplishment To Date Is The Ability To Keep Working With Absolutely No Skills Whatsoever.

If Sting Retires, Would He Have To Change His Name To Stung?

Onstage I Do All The Stuff I'd Never Do In Real Life, Like Lashing Out At People Who Make Me Mad Or Freaking Out In A Long Bank Lineup. Performing Allows Me To Fulfill All The Sicko Fantasies I've Ever Had.

Did You Know That..........'embargo' Spelled Backwards Is 'o Grab Me

Give Me Liberty! Or A Bran Muffin!