Uncontrollable Laughter Arose Among The Blessed Gods.

What Greater Glory Attends A Man Than What He Wins With His Racing Feet And His Striving Hands?

We Are Quick To Flare Up, We Races Of Men On The Earth.

What So Tedious As A Twice-told Tale?

The Tongue Of Man Is A Twisty Thing.

We Cannot All Hope To Combine The Pleasing Qualities Of Good Looks, Brains, And Eloquence.