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Even A Fool Learns Something Once It Hits Him.

It Was Built Against The Will Of The Immortal Gods, And So It Did Not Last For Long.

Do Not Beg Me By Knees Or By Parents You Dog! I Only Wish I Were Savagely Wrathful Enough To Hack Up Your Corpse And Eat It Raw

But Sure The Eye Of Time Beholds No Name, So Blest As Thine In All The Rolls Of Fame.

Pine Needle Sorbet? Pine Needle Sorbet?! My Kids Do Not Eat Sorbet. They Eat Sherbet, And They Pronounce It Sherbert, And They Wish It Was Ice Cream!