Do Not Mourn The Dead With The

If It Doesn't Have Siamese Twins In A Jar, It Is Not A Fair.

When A Woman Says Nothing's Wrong, That Means Everything's Wrong. And When A Woman Says Everything's Wrong, That Means Everything's Wrong! And When A Woman Says Something's Not Funny, You'd Better Not Laugh Your Ass Off!

The Sex Is Ever To A Soldier Kind.

Nothing Feebler Does Earth Nurture Than Man, Of All Things Breathing And Moving.

A Guest Never Forgets The Host Who Has Treated Him Kindly.