Thou Shalt Not Take Moochers Into Thy

I'll Teach You To Laugh At Something That's Funny!

And For Yourself, May The Gods Grant You Your Heart's Desire, A Husband And A Home, And The Blessing Of A Harmonious Life. For Nothing Is Greater Or Finer Than This, When A Man And Woman Live Together With One Hear And Mind, Bringing Joy To Their Friends And Grief To Their Foes.

This Year I Invested In Pumpkins. They've Been Going Up The Whole Month Of October And I Got A Feeling They're Going To Peak Right Around January. Then Bang! That's When I'll Cash In.

The Simpsons Are Going To Delaware!

Sinks My Sad Soul With Sorrow To The Grave.