Two Peanuts Walk Into A Rather Rough

Went To The Corner Shop - Bought 4 Corners.

So I Rang Up A Local Building Firm, I Said 'i Want A Skip Outside My House.' He Said 'i'm Not Stopping You.'

I Backed Horse Last Week At Ten To One. It Came In At Quarter Past Four.

I Went To The Dentist. He Said "say Aaah." I Said "why?" He Said "my Dog's Died."

So I Went To The Chinese Restaurant And This Duck Came Up To Me With A Red Rose And Says "your Eyes Sparkle Like Diamonds". I Said "waiter, I Asked For A-romatic Duck".