Deja Moo: The Feeling That You've Heard

So I Knocked On The Door At This Bed & Breakfast And A Lady Stuck Her Head Out Of The Window And Said: 'what Do You Want', I Said, 'i Want To Stay Here'. She Said, 'well Stay There' And Shut The Window.

I Had A Ploughman's Lunch The Other Day. He Wasn't Very Happy.

So I Rang Up A Local Building Firm, I Said 'i Want A Skip Outside My House.' He Said 'i'm Not Stopping You.'

A Man Walks Into A Bar, And He Said Ouch, Cause It Was An Iron Bar.

Well, My Wife And I Were Married In A Toilet - It Was A Marriage Of Convenience!