Two Fish In A Tank, One Says

Well, My Wife And I Were Married In A Toilet - It Was A Marriage Of Convenience!

I Had A Meal Last Night. I Ordered Everything In French, Surprised Everybody. It Was A Chinese Restaurant. I Said To This Chinese Waiter, 'look, This Chicken I Got Here Is Cold.' He Said, 'it Should Be, It's Been Dead Two Weeks.'

So I Went To The Doctor's Yesterday. He Said, "what Appears To Be The Problem?" I Said, "i Keep Having This Dream, Night After Night, Beautiful Girls Rushing Towards Me And I Keep Pushing Them Away." He Said, "how Can I Help?" I Said: "break My Arms."

A Man Walks Into A Bar, And He Said Ouch, Cause It Was An Iron Bar.

Deja Moo: The Feeling That You've Heard This Bullshit Before.