A Friend Of Mine Drowned In A

My Wife Had A Go At Me Last Night. She Said, Youll Drive Me To My Grave. I Had The Car Out In Thirty Seconds.

My Dog Was Barking At Everyone The Other Day. Still, What Can You Expect From A Cross-breed.

I Inherited A Painting And A Violin Which Turned Out To Be A Rembrandt And A Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt Made Lousy Violins And Stradivarius Was A Terrible Painter.

I Went To Buy Some Camouflage Trousers The Other Day But I Couldn’t Find Any.

I Used To Be Indecisive But Now I Am Not Quite Sure