My Wife Had A Go At Me

Two Fish In A Tank, One Says To The Other - You Drive I'll Man The Guns.

I Went To The Dentist. He Said "say Aaah." I Said "why?" He Said "my Dog's Died."

Two Eskimos Sitting In A Kayak Were Chilly; But When They Lit A Fire In The Craft, It Sank, Proving Once And For All That You Can't Have Your Kayak And Heat It Too.

I Went To The Doctors The Other Day And I Said, 'have You Got Anything For Wind?' So He Gave Me A Kite.

Our Ice Cream Man Was Found Lying On The Floor Of His Van Covered With Hundreds And Thousands. Police Say That He Topped Himself.