Went To The Paper Shop - It

Went To The Corner Shop - Bought 4 Corners.

It's Strange, Isn't It. You Stand In The Middle Of A Library And Go Aaaaagghhhh' And Everyone Just Stares At You. But You Do The Same Thing On An Aeroplane, And Everyone Joins In.

Two Cannibals Eating A Clown. One Asks The Other, 'does This Taste Funny To You?'

Deja Moo: The Feeling That You've Heard This Bullshit Before.

I Backed Horse Last Week At Ten To One. It Came In At Quarter Past Four.