A Dyslexic Man Walks Into A Bra.

So I Went To The Doctor's Yesterday. He Said, "what Appears To Be The Problem?" I Said, "i Keep Having This Dream, Night After Night, Beautiful Girls Rushing Towards Me And I Keep Pushing Them Away." He Said, "how Can I Help?" I Said: "break My Arms."

A Dyslexic Man Walks Into A Bra.

Doctor, I Can't Pronounce My F's, T's And H's.” “well You Can't Say Fairer Than That Then

Police Arrested Two Kids Yesterday, One Was Drinking Battery Acid, The Other Was Eating Fireworks. They Charged One And Let The Other One Off.

Deja Moo: The Feeling That You've Heard This Bullshit Before.