I Used To Be Indecisive But Now

Went To The Paper Shop - It Had Blown Away.

I Inherited A Painting And A Violin Which Turned Out To Be A Rembrandt And A Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt Made Lousy Violins And Stradivarius Was A Terrible Painter.

Two Fish In A Tank, One Says To The Other - You Drive I'll Man The Guns.

Deja Moo: The Feeling That You've Heard This Bullshit Before.

So I Knocked On The Door At This Bed & Breakfast And A Lady Stuck Her Head Out Of The Window And Said: 'what Do You Want', I Said, 'i Want To Stay Here'. She Said, 'well Stay There' And Shut The Window.