I Used To Be Indecisive But Now

So I Went To The Chinese Restaurant And This Duck Came Up To Me With A Red Rose And Says "your Eyes Sparkle Like Diamonds". I Said "waiter, I Asked For A-romatic Duck".

Two Fish In A Tank, One Says To The Other - You Drive I'll Man The Guns.

Two Cannibals Eating A Clown. One Asks The Other, 'does This Taste Funny To You?'

Man Went Into A Bar, He Only Had One Arm. Guy Sitting Next To Him Said 'hey, You've Got Your Sleeve In My Drink', Man Replied, 'there's No Arm In It'

A Dyslexic Man Walks Into A Bra.