Trolls Look For Reasons To Hate But

I Don't Hate Anyone. I Simply Block Them Out Using Hellish Visions In A Blind White Rage. But If I See Them Out I'm Pleasant.

I Was Told By A Girl Once That I Should Teach A Course On How To Kiss Properly. I Thought That Was Really A Nice Compliment. I Then Asked Her What She Thought About My Sexual Prowess And She Recommended I Talk To A Guy She Used To Date. Body Blow.

I'm Bringing Back The Skinny Tie But Wearing It Tied Around My Balls.

I Can Always Get Better. A Lot Of My Ex-girlfriends Don't Think I'm Funny.

True Love Is When You're Cheating On A Person But The Thought Of Them Still Makes Your Eyes Smile!