Why Do They Call It The Restroom?

When You Delete Pictures Of Your Ex Off Your Phone, It Feels Lighter.

I Work With A Lot Of Kids. Every Year, For The Past Fifteen Years, I Work At Comedy Camp Where I Work With A Lot Of Kids.

I Grew Up Very Self-loathing. I Was A Phobic. I Had Anxiety. I Had Panic Attacks.

I Was Being Chased By A Giant Crab. That's Not Funny.

I Saw A Young Boy Eating An Ice Cream Cone, ... I Smashed It In His Face. You Know That Kid Is Going To Remember Me When He's 50.