There's No Such Thing As Being Too

If Soccer Was An American Soft Drink, It Would Be Diet Pepsi

The Only Way That I Could Figure They Could Improve Upon Coca-cola, One Of Life's Most Delightful Elixirs, Which Studies Prove Will Heal The Sick And Occasionally Raise The Dead, Is To Put Bourbon In It.

Money Doesn't Grow On Trees, And If It Did Somebody Else Would Own The Orchard.

In The South There's A Difference Between 'naked' And 'nekkid.' 'naked' Means You Don't Have Any Clothes On. 'nekkid' Means You Don't Have Any Clothes On And You're Up To Somethin'.

I Know Lots Of People Who Are Educated Far Beyond Their Intelligence.