There's No Such Thing As Being Too

Yankees Don't Understand That The Southern Way Of Talking Is A Language Of Nuance. What We Can Do In The South Is We Can Take A Word And Change It Just A Little Bit And Make It Mean Something Altogether Different.

There Is Something Wrong When You Wait In Line Thirty Minutes To Get A Hamburger That Was Cooked For Ninety Seconds An Hour Ago.

When My Love Returns From The Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care?

Sex Hasn't Been The Same Since Women Started Enjoying It.

I Know Lots Of People Who Are Educated Far Beyond Their Intelligence.