I Know Lots Of People Who Are

I'd Much Rather Sit Next To A Smoker In A Restaurant Than A Nose-blower.

I Finally Figured It Out, I Finally Figured Out How To Find Some Peace And Happiness. I Sure Would Hate For The Man Upstairs To Take Me Now. But At Least I Did Figure It Out.

Money Doesn't Grow On Trees, And If It Did Somebody Else Would Own The Orchard.

Baptists Never Make Love Standing Up. They're Afraid Someone Might See Them And Think They're Dancing.

The Game Of Life Is A Lot Like Football. You Have To Tackle Your Problems, Block Your Fears, And Score Your Points When You Get The Opportunity.