There's Nothing Inherently Dirty About Sex, But

I Know Lots Of People Who Are Educated Far Beyond Their Intelligence.

I Get Letters From People Who Say, 'what Have You Got Against Women?' What Could I Possibly Have Against Women? I've Married Three Of Them.

Life Is Like A Dogsled Race. If You Ain't The Lead Dog, The Scenery Never Changes.

Spring Time Is The Land Awakening.

The Only Way That I Could Figure They Could Improve Upon Coca-cola, One Of Life's Most Delightful Elixirs, Which Studies Prove Will Heal The Sick And Occasionally Raise The Dead, Is To Put Bourbon In It.