Instead Of Getting Married Again, I'm Going

Elvis Is Dead And I Don't Feel So Good For Myself.

I Know Lots Of People Who Are Educated Far Beyond Their Intelligence.

I Finally Figured It Out, I Finally Figured Out How To Find Some Peace And Happiness. I Sure Would Hate For The Man Upstairs To Take Me Now. But At Least I Did Figure It Out.

The Only Way That I Could Figure They Could Improve Upon Coca-cola, One Of Life's Most Delightful Elixirs, Which Studies Prove Will Heal The Sick And Occasionally Raise The Dead, Is To Put Bourbon In It.

Life Is Like A Dogsled Race. If You Ain't The Lead Dog, The Scenery Never Changes.