They Tore Out My Heart And Stomped

I Know Lots Of People Who Are Educated Far Beyond Their Intelligence.

I Came From A Big Family. As A Matter Of Fact, I Never Got To Sleep Alone Until I Was Married.

Kinky Sex Involves The Use Of Duck Feathers. Perverted Sex Involves The Whole Duck.

Baptists Never Make Love Standing Up. They're Afraid Someone Might See Them And Think They're Dancing.

Mama Had An Appreciation Of The Language. She Taught Me A Love Of Words, Of How They Should Be Used And How They Can Fill A Creative Soul With A Passion And Lead To A Life's Work.