They Tore Out My Heart And Stomped

I Get Letters From People Who Say, 'what Have You Got Against Women?' What Could I Possibly Have Against Women? I've Married Three Of Them.

Instead Of Getting Married Again, I'm Going To Find A Woman I Don't Like And Give Her A House.

"have You Done Your Homework?" My Mother Would Ask. "i'll Do It Later." "you Will Do It Now, Young Man. I Don't Want You Winding Up On The Third Shift At Flagg-utica." Flagg-utica Was A Local Textile Plant. Somehow, I Never Could Figure How Failing To Read Three Chapters In My Geography Book About The Various Sorts Of Vegetation To Be Found In A Tropical Rain Forest Had Anything To Do With Facing A Life As A Mill Hand. But With Enough Guilt And Fear As Catalysts, You Can Read Anything, Even Geography Books And Deuteronomy.

Kinky Sex Involves The Use Of Duck Feathers. Perverted Sex Involves The Whole Duck.

If Soccer Was An American Soft Drink, It Would Be Diet Pepsi