They Tore Out My Heart And Stomped

Life Is A Sexually Transmitted Terminal Disease.

Life Is Like A Dogsled Race. If You Ain't The Lead Dog, The Scenery Never Changes.

If Soccer Was An American Soft Drink, It Would Be Diet Pepsi

There's Nothing Inherently Dirty About Sex, But If You Try Real Hard And Use Your Imagination You Can Overcome That.

God Bless Merle Haggard. He Did All The Things That Johnny Cash Was Supposed To Have Done.