Let's All Start Walking More And Driving

I Finally Figured It Out, I Finally Figured Out How To Find Some Peace And Happiness. I Sure Would Hate For The Man Upstairs To Take Me Now. But At Least I Did Figure It Out.

There's No Such Thing As Being Too Southern.

Kinky Sex Involves The Use Of Duck Feathers. Perverted Sex Involves The Whole Duck.

There Is Something Wrong When You Wait In Line Thirty Minutes To Get A Hamburger That Was Cooked For Ninety Seconds An Hour Ago.

Yankees Don't Understand That The Southern Way Of Talking Is A Language Of Nuance. What We Can Do In The South Is We Can Take A Word And Change It Just A Little Bit And Make It Mean Something Altogether Different.