If You Are Not The Lead Dog,

In The South There's A Difference Between 'naked' And 'nekkid.' 'naked' Means You Don't Have Any Clothes On. 'nekkid' Means You Don't Have Any Clothes On And You're Up To Somethin'.

If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be About A Quart Low.

If Soccer Was An American Soft Drink, It Would Be Diet Pepsi

Baptists Never Make Love Standing Up. They're Afraid Someone Might See Them And Think They're Dancing.

There's Nothing Inherently Dirty About Sex, But If You Try Real Hard And Use Your Imagination You Can Overcome That.