If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be

If Soccer Was An American Soft Drink, It Would Be Diet Pepsi

Life Is Like A Dogsled Race. If You Ain't The Lead Dog, The Scenery Never Changes.

I Came From A Big Family. As A Matter Of Fact, I Never Got To Sleep Alone Until I Was Married.

Sex Hasn't Been The Same Since Women Started Enjoying It.

Money Doesn't Grow On Trees, And If It Did Somebody Else Would Own The Orchard.