If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be

I Came From A Big Family. As A Matter Of Fact, I Never Got To Sleep Alone Until I Was Married.

They Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.

The Idiot Who Invented Instant Grits Also Thought Of Frozen Fried Chicken, And They Ought To Lock Him Up Before He Tries To Freeze-dry Collards.

When My Love Returns From The Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care?

It's Better To Have Died A Small Child Than To Be A Politician Who Gets Caught In A Scandal During A Slow News Month.