If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be

If Soccer Was An American Soft Drink, It Would Be Diet Pepsi

If I Ever Get Back To Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet To The Ground.

I Finally Figured It Out, I Finally Figured Out How To Find Some Peace And Happiness. I Sure Would Hate For The Man Upstairs To Take Me Now. But At Least I Did Figure It Out.

It's Difficult To Think Anything But Pleasant Thoughts While Eating A Homegrown Tomato.

You Call To A Dog And A Dog Will Break Its Neck To Get To You. Dogs Just Want To Please. Call To A Cat And Its Attitude Is, 'what's In It For Me?'