Sex Hasn't Been The Same Since Women

Life Is A Sexually Transmitted Terminal Disease.

If I Ever Get Back To Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet To The Ground.

"have You Done Your Homework?" My Mother Would Ask. "i'll Do It Later." "you Will Do It Now, Young Man. I Don't Want You Winding Up On The Third Shift At Flagg-utica." Flagg-utica Was A Local Textile Plant. Somehow, I Never Could Figure How Failing To Read Three Chapters In My Geography Book About The Various Sorts Of Vegetation To Be Found In A Tropical Rain Forest Had Anything To Do With Facing A Life As A Mill Hand. But With Enough Guilt And Fear As Catalysts, You Can Read Anything, Even Geography Books And Deuteronomy.

God Bless Merle Haggard. He Did All The Things That Johnny Cash Was Supposed To Have Done.

On A New York Subway You Get Fined For Spitting, But You Can Throw Up For Nothing.