Sex Hasn't Been The Same Since Women

"have You Done Your Homework?" My Mother Would Ask. "i'll Do It Later." "you Will Do It Now, Young Man. I Don't Want You Winding Up On The Third Shift At Flagg-utica." Flagg-utica Was A Local Textile Plant. Somehow, I Never Could Figure How Failing To Read Three Chapters In My Geography Book About The Various Sorts Of Vegetation To Be Found In A Tropical Rain Forest Had Anything To Do With Facing A Life As A Mill Hand. But With Enough Guilt And Fear As Catalysts, You Can Read Anything, Even Geography Books And Deuteronomy.

There's Nothing Inherently Dirty About Sex, But If You Try Real Hard And Use Your Imagination You Can Overcome That.

They Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.

It's Difficult To Think Anything But Pleasant Thoughts While Eating A Homegrown Tomato.

Baptists Never Make Love Standing Up. They're Afraid Someone Might See Them And Think They're Dancing.