Sex Hasn't Been The Same Since Women

The Game Of Life Is A Lot Like Football. You Have To Tackle Your Problems, Block Your Fears, And Score Your Points When You Get The Opportunity.

Elvis Is Dead And I Don't Feel So Good For Myself.

Let's All Start Walking More And Driving Less.

When My Love Returns From The Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care?

Baptists Never Make Love Standing Up. They're Afraid Someone Might See Them And Think They're Dancing.