There Is Something Wrong When You Wait

Mama Had An Appreciation Of The Language. She Taught Me A Love Of Words, Of How They Should Be Used And How They Can Fill A Creative Soul With A Passion And Lead To A Life's Work.

I'd Much Rather Sit Next To A Smoker In A Restaurant Than A Nose-blower.

When My Love Returns From The Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care?

If Soccer Was An American Soft Drink, It Would Be Diet Pepsi

Today's Sensitive Male Has Learned To Share In Open Frank Discussions About Relationships Like, "where The Hell Did You Get A Crazy Idea Like That? You Been Reading Redbook Again?"