When My Love Returns From The Ladies

Yankees Don't Understand That The Southern Way Of Talking Is A Language Of Nuance. What We Can Do In The South Is We Can Take A Word And Change It Just A Little Bit And Make It Mean Something Altogether Different.

God Bless Merle Haggard. He Did All The Things That Johnny Cash Was Supposed To Have Done.

I'd Much Rather Sit Next To A Smoker In A Restaurant Than A Nose-blower.

There's No Such Thing As Being Too Southern.

If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be About A Quart Low.