The Thing Is, I'm Happiest When I'm

I Was Dating A Transvestite, And My Mother Said, "marry Him, You'll Double Your Wardrobe."

Now, I'm Not Against Sex Before Marriage, But Two Minutes Before? When The Organist Played "here Comes The Bride".

Having A Baby Can Be A Scream.

I Want To Be Buried In A Valentino Gown And I Want Harry Winston To Make Me A Toe Tag.

I Was Born In 1962, And The Room Next To Me Was 1963.