The Thing Is, I'm Happiest When I'm

Never Floss A Stranger.

Mick Jagger Could French-kiss A Moose. He Has Child-bearing Lips.

I'll Lie Still For A Lot Of Things - But Sex Isn't One Of Them.

I Have Flabby Thighs, But Fortunately My Stomach Covers Them.

I Was Not An Attractive Child. When I Didn't Use My Girl Scouts Uniform As A Uniform, I Used It As A Tent.