Any Form Of Complacency Is The Kiss

Money Can't Buy You Happiness But It Can Pay For The Plastic Surgery.

And Since We're All Adults Here, Let's Be Brutally Honest-most Babies Are Not Actually Attractive. In Fact, They're Weird And Freakish Looking. A Large Percentage Of Them Are Squinty-eyed And Bald And Their Faces Are All Mushed Toegther, Kind Of Like Renee Zellweger Pushed Up Against A Glass Window.

Having A Baby Is Definitely A Labor Of Love.

Old Age' Is Always Ten Years More Than We Are.

My Best Birth Control Now Is Just To Leave The Lights On.