To The Pessimist The Light At The

If I Found Yoko Ono Floating In My Pool, I'd Punish My Dog.

She Doesn't Understand The Concept Of Roman Numerals. She Thought We Just Fought In World War Eleven.

Girls Just Want To Have Fun. Well, So Do Old Ladies!

Your Proudest Moment Is To Watch Your Egg Not Just Function, But To Achieve On Her Own.

I Succeeded By Saying What Everyone Else Is Thinking.