Want To Know Why Women Don't Blink

Don't Tell Your Kids You Had An Easy Birth Or They Won't Respect You. For Years I Used To Wake Up My Daughter And Say, 'melissa You Ripped Me To Shreds. Now Go Back To Sleep.'.

The First Time I See A Jogger Smiling, I'll Consider It.

My Daughter And I Are Very Close, We Speak Every Single Day And I Call Her Every Day And I Say The Same Thing, "pick Up, I Know You're There."

I Hate Reality Shows That Are Not Reality.

All My Friends Are Dying. That's Why I Always Wear Black.