The Reason Gas Prices Are So High

Americans Think Soviets Are So Grim. I Want Them To See That They Can Smile.

Everybody Laughs The Same In Every Language Because Laughter Is A Universal Connection.

In America, You Can Always Find A Party. In Soviet Russia, The Party Can Always Find You!

We May Have Forgotten How To Feel. Nobody Is Teaching Us How To Live Happily Ever After, As We've Heard In Fairy Tales.

In Russia We Only Had Two Tv Channels. Channel One Was Propaganda. Channel Two Consisted Of A Kgb Officer Telling You: Turn Back At Once To Channel One.