In America, You Can Always Find A

In America, You Break Law. In Soviet Russia, Law Breaks You! In America, You Watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother Watch You!

I Like American Women. They Do Things Sexually Russian Girls Never Dream Of Doing - Like Showering.

A Russian Reversal Quote On Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union Article? How Original.

In Russia, If A Male Athelete Loses He Becomes A Female Athelete.

In America, You Can Always Find A Party. In Soviet Russia, The Party Can Always Find You!