I Believe That Laughter Is A Language

Falling In Love Is A Chemical Reaction. But It Wears Off In A Year.

Comedians Are Always Hitting The Topical Notes That Are On Everybody's Minds.

In America, You Assassinate President. In Soviet Russia, President Assassinate You!

Homosexuality In Russia Is A Crime And The Punishment Is Seven Years In Prison, Locked Up With The Other Men. There Is A Three Year Waiting List.

In Russia We Only Had Two Tv Channels. Channel One Was Propaganda. Channel Two Consisted Of A Kgb Officer Telling You: Turn Back At Once To Channel One.